Sunday, December 31, 2006

Ominous Morning

I woke up this morning and in my groggy stupor I headed down to my computer room to check some things on my laptop. I looked out my computer room window and saw a dead bunny being picked apart by three crows. It was not a pretty sight by any means. Is this an omen for my 2007? I sure hope not!

Anyway, I finally snapped out of it and got on the computer for a little girl talk with my best friend in the entire world: (at this point in the game, Chelsea and I are discussing her new boyfriend, Matt, who plays guitar in his band).

DKB1390: I FORGOT TO TELL YOU
DKB1390: val
ValPal2238: yeah?
ValPal2238: he proposed?
ValPal2238: you're pregnant?
DKB1390: he wrote me a song
ValPal2238: oh
ValPal2238: not nearly as exciting, but good enough
DKB1390: HAHAHHA
DKB1390: HAHAHAHAH I LOVE YOU
ValPal2238: being written a song is so awesome
DKB1390: and its good
DKB1390: like
DKB1390: its not like
DKB1390: stupid
ValPal2238: did he sing it to you?
ValPal2238: *play it for you
DKB1390: he recorded it
ValPal2238: OMG REALLY?
DKB1390: on his computer mic, hahahha
DKB1390: and you can hear it!
ValPal2238: well gee
ValPal2238: i figured that one

ValPal2238: he's a fucking keeper and a half!
DKB1390: theres three parts to it
ValPal2238: wow
ValPal2238: he went all out
DKB1390: its so good too
DKB1390: like i was expecting it to maybe be silly...actually i didnt know what to expect

ValPal2238: wow, if my boyfriend ever wrote me a song and performed it i think i'd roll over and die because my life would be complete.

It's funny how no matter how old you get, some things will never fail to revert you back to your middle school maturity level and remind you of those secret little dreams you've long since burried. Am I really that hopeless of a romantic? Yes I am, I admit it. I wouldn't be me if I wasn't! But I honestly think every girl is at heart. Am I right ladies?

Hello?

Is this thing still on?

LaTeR

No Lie...

I was putting away my laundry this morning and I noticed something odd on two shirts that I bought from Charlotte Russe. The size (small of course) was printed on the back inside of the shirts. However, I took a double take and realized that I didn't get two size small shirts. I got two size samll shirts. Finally I've grown to a new size! Hazaah!

And my doctor said I was done growing, pshh...

LaTeR

Friday, December 29, 2006

I Hate Playing Phone Tag

Why is it that the one day I decide not to have my phone in my back pocket, someone is actually attempting to get in touch with me? Four phone calls all from the same person! You would think with an IQ in the "genius" level of the scale that he would be intelligent enough to leave me a voicemail. Oh well!

So that is why I'm here. I'm hoping that my phone rings again or that Kenny will come online and tell me what's up. Honestly, after 4 missed calls (three on your cell and one on your house phone) I think you'd be a little intrigued as well.

So...::twidles thumbs:: I think I've become a Guitar Hero addict. And the best part about it is that I cannot get past level medium (out of an easy, medium, hard, expert scale). Isn't that sad? I thought it was sad!

Ok, yeah I'm stalling, but not because I'm waiting for my phone to ring. Ever have a question you really wanted answered, but you're too afraid to ask it? I'm sure everyone has at one point or another. You know, something you already know the answer to (or think you know the answer to) which is exactly why you don't want the question answered in the first place. Nothing good will come out of it. Either you get the answer you knew all along and get hurt, or you receive the opposite answer (which you know is a full blown lie) and get hurt. So which is the lesser of the two evils: to be told the truth, or to be told a lie? What if you're living a lie because you hope it's the truth? Ha! Try that one on for size! Either way, it's something to ponder. And as my fortune from my China Pearl fortune cookie stated: "Where there is doubt, there is truth." I hate life's little ironic moments, but then again can I really take seriously a slip of paper which also says my daily lotto six is 22, 46, 1, 13, 38, and 3? I think not.

Ooo and my mommy just gave me a Churo! Wait? We have CHUROS? Oh yeah, I'm at home. We own a freezer. Maybe I should look in it from time to time. In the meantime, me and my cinnamon sugary goodness are going off to become better aquainted. Dinner and a movie? No, I think a rousing game of miniature golf is in order!

This is what happens when you give me sugar.

And I know I probably spelled Churo wrong. I took French in high school. Eat that!

LaTeR

//edit:

I ended up getting in touch with Kenny. I went over to the Ridge's house to watch Pirates of the Carribean 2. I still say it's a good movie! The night ended with pizza at the Ridge family dinner table with my second family:

(Bryan takes a gulp of gingerale and burps loudly)
Mrs. Ridge: (to Bryan) "Um, excuse me?" (to me) "See what I have to put up with?"
Bryan: "WHY?" (points to Mr. Ridge) "You didn't make him say anything!"
Kenny: "Yeah Mom." (burps) "You didn't let dad off the hook!"
Mrs. Ridge: "Oh, what am I going to do with you two?"
(Bryan and Kenny have a burp-off)
Mrs. Ridge: "If you're going to do that, at least do it in harmony!"
Kenny: "What?"
Bryan: "You heard her Ken, you hit the high C!"
(Kenny attempts to burp a high C)

Kenny: "My bologna has a first name, it's-"
Mrs. Ridge: "O-S....O-S, um, right?"
Val: "Yes, O-S-C-A-R."
Kenny: "No! It's P-E-N-I-S!"
Everyone: "KENNY!"
Bryan: "You wish!"

Bryan: "Hey Kenny, guess what!"
Kenny: "What?"
Bryan: "You're ugly!"
Kenny: "Shut up!"
Bryan: "Hey Kenny, guess what!"
Kenny: "I'm ugly?"
Bryan: "No! You're ugly AND stupid!"

(Kenny sticks his head between the two kitchen cabinet doors)
Mrs. Ridge: "Ken dear, what are you doing?"
Kenny: "If you put your head in far enough and position the doors just right, you can still see everything that's in here even though the doors are pretty much shut!"
Val: "Let's hear it for the West Point grad of 2010!"
Bryan: "Worse! Future leader of our country!"
Mrs. Ridge: "Oh don't even say it..."
(Kenny salutes and whistles "Taps")

Tis all for tonight!

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Pre-Christmas Fun

PART ONE:

I have to start off by mentioning how absolutely amazing Bryan's Christmas (semi formal) dinner party was! Everything from the food, to the presentation, to the fact that I hadn't seen all of these people in so long made the sweet nostalgic sense in the air that is Christmas really come alive for me. We may have started the night out like little ladies and gentlemen, but once around the dinner table we were no more than the chatty group of kids we'd always been. Yes, we talked about college adventures for part of the night, but after 15 minutes or so our conversations definitely trailed off to high school, middle school, and even elementary and preschool stories. I can't possibly describe how much fun it was to have all of us gathered around the table again. It was almost like middle school lunch period all over again, only slightly more sophisticated!


The biggest discussion as far as college went was our friend Kenny. Unlike the rest of us who went to a normal college, Kenny went to West Point. The fact that he has many different uniforms that he has to wear amuses us to no end. As a matter of fact, it wasn't until Kenny's brother, Bryan, decided to show everyone his impression of Kenny's extremely unflattering school picture, that Kenny actually whipped out one of his uniforms and let us play around with him. We ended up dressing his best friend Brian Henzy (more commonly known as "Henzy") in it and decided it was more of a bellhop costume than a cadet outfit. Oh well. Everyone got their chance to rock out the cadet hat, but no one pulled it off very well. Oh well, we tried!

By 10:00 everyone had left except for Henzy and I. Henzy, being Son #3, and me, being Daughter #1, were allowed to sleep over. And so the night continued where I got my first taste of Jack Daniels. It was Jack & Coke, but I didn't care for it much either way. Anyway, I threw on a pair of Bryan's sweat pants (because even at 5'10" I can fit into his sweat pants perfectly length wise and waist wise) and we all went down the basement to watch a movie. This was probably the most amusing part of the night: Here I am, the only female and three men and naturally you would assume my opinion of what movie to watch would not matter because, as a chick, I'm destined to suggest a chick flick. Not me! I took one look at the Ridge's movie selection and immediately threw out King Kong, O, and Cold Mountain. That's when I learned that only part of my previous assumption was actually going to be true. Yes, I got shot down, but who knew I'd ever get shot down by three guys who were fighting over whether we should watch Mean Girls or Ten Things I Hate About You. Please keep in mind that two out of these three guys have very masculine personalities. Considering I love both movies, I decided to sit back and let the men duke it out over which chick flick we were going to be enjoying. After 20 minutes of almost combative deliberation, we settled on Ten Things I Hate About You because Brian didn't remember how it went and Kenny never saw it. Heath Ledger......

When the movie ended, Henzy provided me with an opportune chance to use the video camera on my phone for the first time. Henzy jumped on Kenny's lap and started singing "I Want You To Want Me" in Kenny's face. Although you can't see much because it's too dark, I must admit that it's an extremely amusing audio clip, if I do say so myself! When that fiasco ended, we all went to our respective sleeping areas (Bryan in his room, me in Kenny's, Henzy on the pull out, and Kenny on the couch) and ended the night.

The next morning made for quite an interesting breakfast. Mr. Ridge was nice enough to go out and buy us bagels, but he only bought one plain bagel. Henzy grabbed the plain one, and then I was stuck. When it comes to bagels, I don't eat many different kinds. I found what I thought was a nice cinnamon raisin bagel and ripped off a piece to eat:

Me: "Hey Bryan, why are there red things in here? OW! IT'S SPICY! OUCH!!! WHAT IS THIS???!!!?"

Bryan: "DAD! I THINK YOU GOT A JALAPENO BAGEL!"

Mr. Ridge: "Oops!"

Henzy: "Here Val, take the other half of my plain one."

Me: (Through gulps of orange juice) "Thanks Henz."

And so the night/morning ended well. Bryan did a fantastic job! For as awkward as it was having certain situations there (such as having both Steph and Henzy who just ended their 4 year relationship at the same dinner table) everything turned out beautifully!


PART TWO:

I came home from the Ridge's house, immediately took a shower and got straight to work on my nonie's secret family recipe for homemade tiramisu. I was the only person in the family brave enough to attempt it without Nonie's guidance. However, I have to admit that I was pretty lucky that Nonie left all of her pots and pans to us. Had she not, I would have had to figure out how to create a makeshift double boiler. Thanks Nonie! It ended up taking about two hours to complete and decorate, but in the end it was definitely worth it!

Christmas eve without my Nonie turned out to be more successful than we all anticipated. Trust me, having Nonie here to help us with the cooking would have been very helpful, but we managed to pull it off without her. Between my two Aunts and my mom, Nonie's recipes for the spaghetti sauces and the 7 fish stayed alive. Go team!

One running gag of the night: My cousins Chris, Leah, Cameron, and Jack gave Jess, Emily, and I $5 worth of Jersey Lottery Tickets each for Christmas. We sat there and scratched off our tickets to see what we would win. Both Emily and Jessica won $10 each. I won nothing. I guess I wasted all of my Christmas luck on making my Nonie's tiramisu. Speaking of which, I got a thumbs up from my aunts. Evidently I accurately captured the goodness of my Nonie's secret recipe. Considering that was my only goal this Christmas Eve, I was very happy to hear that!

On a more downsided note, I was on facebook showing my cousins and Aunts pictures of Doug and I (because when Bryan showed up at the door to exchange Christmas presents everyone thought he was Doug) and when I was done with the pictures, I stayed on facebook for a while. I thought it was a good idea to wish the few of us who celebrate Christmas Eve a "Happy Christmas Eve". I was going through the list in my head and remembered Greg celebrated Christmas Eve. Ok, I don't know if it was the cosmo effecting my brain, but I decided to be the bigger person and do the right thing by spreading my holiday wishes. However, I changed my mind when I got on his page. Not that I care immensely what people think about me, but it kind of tweaked my upchuck reflex to see comments like, "Yo I heard what happened. You can do so much better than that chick." "You are gonna meet such better people than her." and "So much better, you could have done so much better." posted on his facebook wall. And some of those comments were from people I met or at least talked to once or twice. Maybe it's because I'm not used to being the person to end relationships, but that kind of talk hurts. Especially when some of these comments are coming from girls with pretty raunchy reps. I would really like to know what better than me is in their eyes, or what kind of lies he fed them. Where is this so-called "maturity" in college I've heard so much about? Oh well. I don't regret breaking things off with him at all. I followed my heart and that's all there is to it. It told me that I didn't need someone who told me everyday what I should be wearing or how ugly I looked. Something in me felt that actions like those were not particularly healthy for my already low self-esteem. In the end, your heart always knows what is best for you, which is why I am with Doug! And since I don't recall ever mentioning Doug and I as a couple in this blog, I must admit, as sappy as it may seem, words cannot express how happy I am to have someone like Doug in my life. It has changed me in so many ways.

For those of you who are still with me and not off puking somewhere from my sappy I-heart-my-boyfriend plug, the night continued after that! My Aunt Adele and Uncle Web were the last of the family to leave. Before she left, my aunt tried to teach me how to jitterbug. Granted, I'm an excellent follower, but she was attempting to teach me how to lead. I couldn't follow her worth a damn! She's told me she was going to do one thing and then she did something completely different! I know those kind of dances aren't supposed to be choreographed, but for the sake of teaching, it would have helped had she followed her own instructions! I tried, and my dad caught it on tape. Although I look like an absolute fool, it's a good thing he caught us on tape so that I can learn by watching instead of attempting to copy. I'll master it eventually!

Well I think I'm done here for now. Jessica got me a Happy Feet computer game that I really want to try right now. It looks adorable! Something tells me I might need an actual mouse instead of a touch pad to play, but I'll figure something out when the time comes. Merry Christmas Eve to all you Italians and Polocks! We're cool enough to celebrate Christmas Eve with our 7 fish!

To everyone else: Merry Christmas...tomorrow!

LaTeR

//edit:

Jessica gave me a flesh eating disease for Christmas. She gave Emily an ear infection. For more details go to: http://www.giantmicrobes.com

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Standing in Line Just to Hit A New Low...

I visited my middle school today. A lot of my teachers are gone because the district is closing down Neshaminy Junior High soon, so they all got jobs elsewhere in the district. However, there were a few important teachers left. I got to see my 6th grade English teacher who lit up as soon as I walked in the door. Theresa Johnson! I must say, if I ever felt like anyone's star pupil in life, I was hers in 6th grade. She kept me there for at least a half an hour to talk and find out how I liked college. Then she asked me if I remembered anything from 6th grade English. How could I not? Especially with her class! And it's always the little things. For instance, Mrs. Johnson would pick one kid every year she felt was a truly gifted writer and she gave him or her a present. Out of 100+ kids, she picked me during my year. She gave me a little pony journal and I still have it. When I told her I still had the journal, she looked like she was about to cry! Then she showed me on her desk, in a frame, was a poem I wrote in 6th grade. I'll never forget when I handed in that poem for a project she read it and started crying. It wasn't even a sad poem. As a matter of fact, it was a really sappy uplifting poem. All I remember is her making me read it to the class because she couldn't read it aloud without choking up. Mrs. Johnson always did that with my poems. Any writing assignment that involved poetry, she would always read mine to the class or make me read it aloud. She always liked my poems. You would think that was a good thing, but for someone who doesn't like to share her poetry, it was a bit of a nightmare.

Another thing I recalled was getting 105% on one of her projects. Mrs. Johnson turned to me and said, "Val, you were so above and beyond everyone in writing that you deserved a higher score!". In 6th grade, I guess you could say that. Too bad I haven't improved much since then. Too bad I'm not that good of a writer now. I don't know why, but that comment made me feel like the biggest failure on the face of the earth. Once upon a time I knew how to write very well. And this blog...sucks. It's so bad compared to my livejournal or xanga. It's pretty much why I never update it. By the time I have a chance to update it, it's usually around 3:00 in the morning and I'm exhausted and only capable of writing at a 3rd grade level. Oh no wait! Writing when I'm exhausted at 3:00 in the morning has been the only way I've gotten A's on papers all semester. I'm not kidding you at all. A journal entry like this would merit a solid A in any of my triple courses, but if I were to write something when I was fully awake and functional: B-. So confusing on so many levels.

You would think after talking about this so much that it was what got me down tonight. Not in the slightest! But alas, blogspot is no place for angsty venting so I won't even begin. I had my remorseful reflection, and now it's time to go to bed and hope for a tomorrow that is better than tonight. This is the 3rd night in a row I saw 3:00 AM on my clock. If sadness has any effect on me whatsoever, it's something similar to the effect of caffeine.

Or maybe that's the gingerbread latte talking.

I wish I was a glow worm
A glow worm's not so glum.
How could you be unhappy
When the sun shines out your bum?


LaTeR

P.S. The sound of shrieking Spanish accents and flutes in the distance can only mean one thing: Jess is in the other room watching West Side Story. Oh, "I want to be in America..."

Monday, December 18, 2006

Someone Once Told Me:

Never make someone your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

It makes me wish I listened to some advice more often. Or that I am wrong.

I hope it's the second one.

Tis all for tonight!

LaTeR

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Restless Ramblings

It's late at night (eh, technically early in the morning) and I just can't bring myself to go to bed. I wish I had something meaningful to write in here, but I don't. I do have a weird story to tell. I say "weird" because it's left up to interpretation whether you'd like to call it funny or frustrating. I guess it's a nice mixture of both. Funny + Frustrating = Weird. Yeah, that's about right. Anyhoo, here it is:

I went to the mall tonight to buy a black skirt. You know, something a little longer than the hoochie skirts that are out in the summer time, but not quite Amish grandmother length either. It's common. A dressy staple almost every girl on the face of the planet owns. With that in mind, you would think this would be an easy task. Hellllllllllllllll no.

After searching Boscov's, Forever 21, JCPenny's, Macy's, A&E, Aeropostale, Wet Seal, Charlotte Russe, Gap, Express, and New York & Company, I remained unsuccessful. What baffled me wasn't the fact that I couldn't find a black skirt that fit, it was the fact that I couldn't find a skirt. Most of these stores (a few solely women's apparel) did not carry skirts. Not one! Those that did carry skirts had maybe one or two. I thought to myself, Did I completely miss some major feminist movement during finals week? No, I see dresses. Just no skirts... It was surreal. I mean, I'm not extremely fashion savvy, but don't ladies still wear skirts?!? Now, had I wanted a nice pair of dress slacks then I would have had my run of the whole damn mall!

Low and behold I was glad I could count on Deb. Not my favorite store in the mall, but it's served me well in the past. Thankfully, I came out with what I wanted and my buddy Bryan wants to take me back out tomorrow to look for a top to complete the outfit. Sometimes I think I'm the life-size Barbie doll Bryan's always wanted (and yes I know I'm not much taller than a real life-size Barbie doll). Wish me luck! I may go back to the mall tomorrow and there won't be anymore tops...

As pointless as it was, that is my story. It wasn't really that big of a deal, but I found it puzzling. As I stated earlier, I wish I had something important to talk about. Well I do, but I have a feeling it's just all in my head. This is why I like to keep myself busy. I don't like the things I come up with when I have time to sit down and think. I usually end one of those thinking nights trying to ignore myself and sometimes it doesn't work.

C'est la vie.

LaTeR