Bandwagon, Anyone?

1. 15 Favorite Movies
2. Quotes
3. Post so folks Guess
4. Cheat and bad things will happen...


1. The heart dies a slow death, shedding each hope like leaves...until one day there are none. No hopes. Nothing remains. (Memoirs of a Geisha - AO)

2. Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if you saw him on the street, you'd point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking him; a man, who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal. After him, I picked the lawyer and I know you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This is a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath that he could muster to keeping murderers and rapists on the streets! A woman... so ugly on the inside she couldn't bear to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer, a drug dealing pederast, actually! And let's not forget the disease-spreading whore! Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. (Se7en - AN)

3. A: Why is New Jersey called "The Garden State"?
B: Because "Oil and Petrochemical Refinery State" wouldn't fit on a license plate? (Miss Congeniality - MM)

4. Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...nobody! (Dodgeball: An Underdog Story - AN)

5. Yeah, I saw an animal do that once and then they rolled him over and he was dead. (Happy Feet - AN)

6. A: All right, everyone, let's listen up now, listen up. Hey! I don't know what that kid is doing, but get him away from the tape! Stilwell Something important has just happened. I was in the toilet reading my contract, and it turns out, I get a bonus when we get to the World Series. So, let's play hard, let's play smart, use your heads.
B: That's that lump three feet above our ass, right? (A League of Their Own - AN)

7. A: Why, that was pure genius!
B: Yes, I shall go down in history as the man who opened a door! (Ever After - AO, me too Alyssa!!!)

8. And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals. (Mean Girls - AN)

9. The shit hath hitith the fan...ith. (10 Things I Hate About You - AN)

10. Broken promises are the worst. Better not to promise anything.

11. Well, you know, that's good because that's what got you into this jam in the first place, isn't it? You sold your soul to me to save your boyfriend's life. And how does this creep thank you? By running off with some babe. He hurt you real bad, didn't he? Huh? (Hercules - AO)

12. Rickem, rockem, rackem, rake - stick that sword into that snake! (Aladdin - AN)

13. You lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs. (Robinhood Men in Tights - AN)

14. Just dance the shit out of it! (Center Stage - JC)

15. No. I want her to be happy, no matter what that means. I want her to find someone who will treat her with all the love she deserved from me. I want her to meet someone who will see her always as I do now, through Your eyes. (Bruce Almighty - AO)

Bonus: One actor was in 2 of these movies...oh well, it's the best I've got!
Actor: Robin Williams (AN)
This is not the one I intended, but Amy is absolutely right! That means there is another bonus!!! One more actor played in two of these films...

Have fun!

*Twinkle Out*

Poke-A-Nose 2008 [Abridged]

Part 1: Car Ride with Chris, Kate, and Doug

-"Wow, that was a great story! It looks like we have time for you to tell it again..."
-"Ch, you're fat!"
-"...So then I taught Brodey the difference between truth and tact."
-"Ch, can I have a cheese sandwich, please?" "FAT KIDS DON'T GET CHEESE SANDWICHES!"
-(While passing each other in opposite directions on the road in Amy's neighborhood)
Davey: "Hey!"
Chris: "Hey! Wait a minute...how did you get over here?"
Davey: "How did YOU get over here?"
Chris: "I thought we were following you!"
Davey: "I thought I lost you!"
Chris: "You mean we were following THAT GUY the whole time?"

Part 2: Day One
-Quesadillas for all!
-"...have some Bickels!"
-(Davey screams like a girl)
Amy: "What?!?"
Davey: (Running away) "DEER! DEER OUTSIDE OF THE DOOR!"
-Drunken sledding:
It's okay, we have a nurse!
"TOBOGGAN!"
Skidding in circles in Chris's car.
The "Greg Belt". Not as good as a real seat belt, but it'll do!
Val, Greg, and John setting the record for distance with their triple sled chain.
Val, Greg, and John's record being broken by another triple sled chain.
Val and John setting the final record for distance with their double sled chain.
"WATCH OUT FOR THE CAR!" (Yes, some of us managed to almost get hit by a parked car...)
"Greg, you are NOT riding home in the sled hooked up to the back of Davey's truck by a rope!"
-Old school Super Nintendo and Rock Band
-Catch Phrase craziness
-Mall Madness lives on!
-Drunk dialing Chris's mom.

Part 3: Day Two
-"Where's Chris?"
"Practicing his monologue...i.e. sleeping."
-"So, it's too quiet in here...Trivial Pursuit?"
-Chris: "You know, an Organ Grinder."
Kate: "No, I don't know."
Chris: (while singing a jaunty tune and signing ridiculous hand motions) "I'm on the street in the 1970's, listen to my organ, here's my monkey!"
-Unsuspecting bird flying into the house.
-Shout About Movies
-Pasta dinner with Texas Toast
-Chris: "What are you guys doing?"
Megan: "Jason and I are bored, so we're asking each other Trivial Pursuit questions."
Chris: "You were made for each other!"
-Three new Rock Bands: "AAA", "Bickels", and "Sweaty". Plus, new "Rape Stove" scores!
-INSANITY!
-Mafia
Chris: "Sadly, the village idiot has died..."
Greg: "WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP KILLING ME FIRST?!?!? (Points to Jason) He's Mafia too!"
Everyone: "GREG!"
Greg: "Oops..."
Mafia Val winning the game (that's a first!)
Val: "This may be the alcohol talking, but..."
During the only round that Papa and Baby got to be Mafia together, Papa betrayed me! (Chris: "Townspeople, hear me out. Out of all my experience I would have to say that it is almost always a Ciaramella!")
-Shout About Movies.
-Late night WaWa run.

Part Four: Car ride home with Chris, Kate, Doug, and John
-Chris: "Oh man, I think I may need to throw up again in like, 20 minutes..."
Val: "See John, now aren't you glad you're back here and Doug's shotty?"
Chris: "Oh it doesn't matter where Doug's sitting. Even if he was behind me, I'd turn around to throw up on him!"
-Kate goes to sleep on Val's shoulder, Val goes to sleep on John's shoulder, Chris notices: "Oh that's cute guys! I think I'll just go to sleep too...If I can't sleep then neither can you! And if you do then I'm flailing the wheel and screaming so you think you're spending your last seconds of life asleep. How does that make you feel?"
-Val: (Pulls out a doggie figurine she found in her purse) "Kate, what should we name him?"
Kate: "Hmm...he looks like a Chuck."
Val: "What do you think, John?"
John: "Um, how about Byron?"
Val: "Thanks, Byronic Hero..."
Kate: "No wait! (Puts doggie up to her ear and listens) He says he wants his name to be Ralph."
Val: "Wow Kate, I didn't know you talked to inanimate objects...first Chuck then Ralph? Are you hoping Chris pukes again?"
Kate: "Oh no!"
Chris: "What?"
John: (Grabs doggie and talks to it) "Hey, what's up Chuck?"
Chris: "What are you calling me?!?"
-Stopping at a gas station:
Chris: "Okay, so who's going to pump gas?"
Kate: "Uh, I guess I will. (Chris leaves. Kate can't open her door) Oh, this was the door Jason was having trouble with last night."
Doug: "I'll pull from the outside." (Doug gets out of the car)
Kate: "Well, since you're out there, why don't YOU pump the gas?"
Score one for Kate!
-Chris and Val driving all around campus trying to find a way to get on to south campus. Apparently there was a really bad accident, but it happened to block off all entrances to south campus.

If there is anything I forgot that you would like to see up here, lemme know!

*Twinkle Out*

No More

Too tired to write. I'll just let my favorite musical do the talking for me. Thanks YouTube:

Meh

"So you're gone and I'm haunted,
And I bet you are just fine.
Did I make it that easy to
Walk right in and out of my life?"

The past week has been an interesting one. It had its ups and it had its downs. It had it's funny moments such as drunken coloring with a close friend while singing along to every Vanessa Carlton song under the sun. It also had it's funny moments such as that time where you went out of your way to do someone a favor, and yet they bitch about you behind your back and make a big deal of absolutely nothing. Why? I'll never know.

I've also come to the conclusion that thinking you're okay with something is not the same as being okay with something. You'd be surprised at how the difference can effect your life. It seems like the only person on Earth I know how to lie to is myself. I've been doing that way too much lately, and basically, it blows. But hey, you know what they say: "We lie loudest when we lie to ourselves,". My life is one gigantic example of that. I guess I have no one to blame but myself then. Why place the blame on anyone else when all you've truly lost is, well...hope.

"The heart dies a slow death, shedding each hope like leaves...
Until one day there are none.
No hopes.
Nothing remains.
She paints her face to hide her face.
Her eyes a deep water.
It is not for Geisha to want.
It is not for Geisha to feel.
Geisha is an artist of the floating world.
She dances.
She sings.
She entertains you, whatever you want.
The rest is shadows.
The rest is secret."