A Spot of Sarcasm

-It's funny how whenever someone opens their mouth, things go down the tubes in so many ways.

-It's funny how fear and jealousy can turn even the best of friends against each other for no good reason.

-It's funny how some people who you trust to say what they mean don't always mean what they say.

-It's funny to watch someone bend over backwards in order to be kicked in the face.

-It's funny how some people can talk about someone behind their back only because they feel threatened by said person.

-It's even funnier when the reason they feel threatened by said person is simply a figment of their imagination.

-It's funny to watch logic and reason fly out the fucking window.

-It's funny how some people think "inanimate" and "intimate" are synonyms.

So I guess for now the lies are all we have left to paint the sky blue each day.

"I know I’ll never trust a single thing you say.
You knew your lies would divide us, but you lied anyway.
And all the lies have got you floating up above us all,
But what goes up has got to fall."

*Twinkle Out*